Rules of Life (thanks to Lance Mason for this)

5 Rules for Men to Follow to Have a Happy Life

1. It is important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans and has a job.
2. It is important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It is important to have a woman whom you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important to have a woman who is 'talented' in the bedroom and who really likes to be with you.
5. It is very, very important that these four women don't know each other!!!!!